tiorx:

bayonetta is not sexy cuz she gets naked to fight, bayonetta is sexy cuz she can suplex like ten angels at once and has guns for shoes

fruiteatingwhore:

not to flex but i never saw la la land

silkymoongrl:

chris traeger voice: Ann Perkins! (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

averagefairy:

who needs asmr when I can lay here in the dark listening to my dog furiously licking his own ass at what seems like an impossibly high volume

yourfavhasonebraincell:

Booker DeWitt from Bioshock Infinite has one brain cell!

requested by anonymous

fozzie:

gayreinhardt:

casey frey and junkrat are the same species

#feminist

mjalti:

Vegetables are delicious, u guys just don’t know how to cook

budas-wagon-deactivated:

righteoussness:

there is going to be a last time someone misgenders you

when I smash their knees in with my bat

dragonsdogma:

vixxxenly:

I’m deep in the witcher again and I can’t find a set of it anywhere, but imo the funniest geralt moment is when he gets hammered for a vampire contract and after singing loudly in the streets the vamp is like, I can smell your blooood. And geralt of fuckin rivia just goes, “fight me, bitch”